the illusion of control

August 26, 2010 | 11:25 AM | 788 notes
"I hate when people say that being gay is a choice. Because that means that straight people choose not to be gay. Do you think a straight guy goes, ‘You know, I might suck a dick today. (pause) Nah, I choose not to.’"

Wanda Sykes (via liquorinthefront, lgbtlaughs)
August 26, 2010 | 10:46 AM | 2,394 notes
thedailywhat:

Grammar Nazi of the Day: And now you’re single.
[reddit.]

I’d totally pull some shit like this… except I’d never use “u” to begin with.

thedailywhat:

Grammar Nazi of the Day: And now you’re single.

[reddit.]

I’d totally pull some shit like this… except I’d never use “u” to begin with.

August 24, 2010 | 12:38 PM |

Day 06- Whatever tickles your fancy.

This is incredible. I love Billy Collins, and this adorable little boy reciting Billy Collins just made my day.

August 24, 2010 | 12:37 PM | 334 notes
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

sexmusic:

cosmic love // florence + the machine

download: amazon mp3 | itunes

August 24, 2010 | 12:36 PM | 239 notes
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

sexmusic:

i and love and you // the avett brothers

download: amazon mp3 | itunes icon

August 21, 2010 | 11:58 AM |

Day 03-05

Because no one reads my tumblr, and I’ve been super busy lately, I’m doing day 03 through day 05 in one post. They’re not particularly fun anyway.

  • Day 03 — Your favorite television program

I almost never watch TV, but I’m going to have to say Arrested Development. I mean really, if you’ve seen the show, how is it NOT your favorite? 3 seasons was such a rip-off. 

  • Day 04 — Your favorite book

 OR 

  • Day 05 — Your favorite quote

“As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more.” 
Jules Renard

August 19, 2010 | 01:39 PM | 276 notes
fuckyeahtattoos:

Lyrics from Ingrid Michaelson’s “Die Alone.”  The line breaks read:
a rearranger
of the proverbial
bookshelf

fuckyeahtattoos:

Lyrics from Ingrid Michaelson’s “Die Alone.”  The line breaks read:

a rearranger

of the proverbial

bookshelf

July 27, 2010 | 08:38 AM | 329 notes

thedailywhat:

OMG! Adorbz of the Day: Quite possibly the cutest hockey fight ever recorded.

[doobybrain.]

July 20, 2010 | 04:13 PM |
Found Magazine Find of the Day- June 4, 2010

July 20, 2010 | 03:05 PM |

Day 02 — Your favorite movie

Another one I can’t answer. I think it’s a tie between Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, A Beautiful Mind, Paris je t’aime, and Mary Poppins. If you can see some pattern in that you’re a smarter (wo)man than I. 

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